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A Medical Distinction

Postby Ooopsie » 10 May 2013, 16:38

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

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Re: A Medical Distinction

Postby RMcGirr83 » 10 May 2013, 17:18

:lol:

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Re: A Medical Distinction

Postby Blackwolf_Oz » 11 May 2013, 09:22

:D good one....
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Re: A Medical Distinction

Postby newsbee_2 » 11 May 2013, 19:54

Ooopsie, I've stolen your joke and posted it on my FB page. :cheers:

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Re: A Medical Distinction

Postby Ooopsie » 11 May 2013, 21:13

NP here.


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