Three Nuns died at the same time.

[Sniper_E]

Three nuns from different parts of the world all died at the same time and found them selves standing at the pearly gates. The pearly gates opened up and Saint Peter came floating out on a big white cloud before them. Saint Peter told the three nuns that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asked the first nun, "Who was the first man put on earth?"
The first nun said, "That's easy, Adam!" and a big white cloud floated out, scooped her up and floated her in the pearly gates.

Saint Peter next asked the second nun, "Who was the first woman put on earth?"
The second nun said, "That was Eve!" and a big white cloud floated out, scooped her up and floated her in the pearly gates.

Saint Peter then asked the third nun, "What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun stood there and thought, and thought for awhile and mumble, "Geee, that's a hard one." and a big white cloud floated out, scooped her up and floated her in the pearly gates.

[Blackwolf_Oz]

Classic.

[Ooopsie]

Finally, somebody as sick as me!!

[Ashley.S.]

haha very good