East Coast Earthquake
Posted: 28 Aug 2011, 00:54
BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers all rolling over in their graves...!
Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers all rolling over in their graves...!