God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found Him . . . resting on the seventh day.
Michael inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel
Michael, looking puzzled, said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a place to test what I call Balance."
"Balance?" Inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern
Europe will be a place of opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is
going to be poor. Over here, I've placed a continent of white people, and over
there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot,
while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said,
"What's that one?"
"That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people
from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous,
and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking,
high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of software."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance,
God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots I put
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