Nice Birthday Party (I THINK)
Posted: 01 Aug 2011, 14:23
This is not for the faint of heart. It's a TRUE story.
Back in 1995 or so, I had an office manager (Danielle R.) whom worked her tale off for me. We became fast friends, went to her wedding, etc; Just a hard worker and loved by everybody in the office.
On a Monday morning she rushed into my office and said, “You’ve got to listen to this Ed”.
I held a Birthday Party for my Aunt yesterday at my house. Chocolate cake, coffee, lots of family and a few close friends of hers.
We all settled down for cake and coffee and my Aunt looked at her slacks and saw a big hunk (fingernail sized) of chocolate icing on her pants. She was so embarrassed. So she scooped it up with a finger and put it in her mouth. Ummmmmmm....
Too late!! Her Aunt screamed, “OMG, its cat poop”! and puked right there on the spot.
Now there’s a true story that should make you laugh, at least a little bit.
Back in 1995 or so, I had an office manager (Danielle R.) whom worked her tale off for me. We became fast friends, went to her wedding, etc; Just a hard worker and loved by everybody in the office.
On a Monday morning she rushed into my office and said, “You’ve got to listen to this Ed”.
I held a Birthday Party for my Aunt yesterday at my house. Chocolate cake, coffee, lots of family and a few close friends of hers.
We all settled down for cake and coffee and my Aunt looked at her slacks and saw a big hunk (fingernail sized) of chocolate icing on her pants. She was so embarrassed. So she scooped it up with a finger and put it in her mouth. Ummmmmmm....
Too late!! Her Aunt screamed, “OMG, its cat poop”! and puked right there on the spot.
Now there’s a true story that should make you laugh, at least a little bit.