The Difference If You Marry a Washington Girl

[Ooopsie]

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from WASHINGTON. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

[Sniper_E]

There's many versions to that one, but it's funny how ever it's told. I've always liked that one!

[Ooopsie]

Yeah, it's an oldie for sure but I still laugh when I see it.

[martin123456]

So are you saying american girls beat the crappers out of you all over there ?

[Ooopsie]

No. This is a scare tactic to keep the foreigners away from our woman. Kind of a jihad on foreigners...

[martin123456]